Guess The Instructions

Read these 10 instructions and then scroll down... no cheating!
1- Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder-width apart.
2- Form a loose grip.
3- Keep your head down.
4- Avoid a quick backswing.
5- Stay out of the water.
6- Try not to hit anyone.
7- If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8- Don't stand directly in front of others.
9- Please be quiet while others are preparing to go.
10- Don't take extra strokes.

Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!

From a sign posted at a local golf course restroom.