Nervous Groom

The best man explained exactly what to do, but the groom still lacked confidence, so he asked the best man to wait outside the hotel's bridal suite and prompt him if he got into trouble. The best man agreed.
When the bride and groom were in the bridal suite, the groom decided to get changed in the bathroom first, but got so nervous he couldn't bring himself to come out. His bride knew he was nervous and didn't want to get him any more upset than he already was, so, when she got an uncontrollable urge to go to the bathroom, she looked around the bedroom for something to use, so as not to disturb her husband. She emptied the shoebox that her bridal slippers came in, "relived herself" in it and hid it under the bed.

The groom finally came out and his wife went into the bathroom to change. Now she got the wedding night jitters and procrastinated about coming out. The groom understood her dilemma and waited patiently. As time wore on, he entertained himself by inspecting everything in the room, and came upon the shoebox. He was so surprised that he yelled out to his wife, "Honey, there's crap in your box!"

At that, he heard the best man call out, "For goodness sake, turn her over!"