Some funnies I came across recently

Friday, November 25, 2005

Zen Buddhist Monk

This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand?and says tothe vender, "Give me one with everything". So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk. The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takesit, puts it in his cash register and shuts the door.

The Buddhist says, "Wait, where's my change?"

The vender replies, "Change must come from within".